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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

Do empaths fall easier for abusive people?

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

What were your fantasies when you reached puberty?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Can I study a master’s in travel and tourism in Sweden within a budget of 5 lakhs INR?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

They put up a sign reading

Why are fewer English people going to their local pubs for a drink? Are they aware that many pubs are shutting down due to lack of customers?

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

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Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

What is the dirtiest thing you have allowed your husband to do?

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do some people believe that Homelander would be no match for Superman or Thor?

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

How long will it take for Canada and the US to become close friends and allies again once the tariff problem is resolved?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Nuts and Butts

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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