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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:16

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Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Do empaths fall easier for abusive people?
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Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
What were your fantasies when you reached puberty?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Can I study a master’s in travel and tourism in Sweden within a budget of 5 lakhs INR?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
What is the dirtiest thing you have allowed your husband to do?
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do some people believe that Homelander would be no match for Superman or Thor?
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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